I don't get it

No, seriously: how come eggs are so tasty, and chicken breast so bland? Get it together, chickens.

Smokehouse

via Shorpy, my goal is really to be this guy.

Salty Duck Fat Cranberry Yogurt Scones

Okay, haters gonna hate but this is some REAL scone action. Modified from an Alton Brown recipe, and glad I changed the things I did.

Ingredients


• 2 c. flour
• 4 tsp. baking powder
• 1 tsp. salt
• 1/3 c. sugar
• 4 tbsp. butter
• 2 tbsp. duck fat (or other shortening - but do yourself a favor and go for duck fat)
• 3/4 c. whole milk yogurt (subbing for cream)
• 1 egg
• Handful dried currants or dried cranberries

Procedure

1. Heat oven to 375 degrees.
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Mix well. 
3. Cut in butter and shortening. 
4. In a separate bowl, combine cream with beaten egg then add to dry ingredients. 
5. Stir in fruit. 
6. Turn dough out onto a floured surface. Roll dough out and cut into biscuit size rounds (should make 12-15).
7. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until brown.
8. Enjoy!

Verdict

Amazing. I was going for a little more salty than called for, and it worked - and the yogurt made the scones nice and fluffy. Fantastic stuff.

Duck Wings

An amazing deal the other week at the farmer's market: 10 duck wings for $10. I wasn't about to pass up that opportunity, especially with the Super Bowl upcoming and hot wings needed. And I'm glad that I did.

Procedure

1. Wash duck wings; pat dry.
2. Place in Dutch Oven with cover; cover in duck stock and/or water.
3. Heat oven to 300 degrees.
4. Place pot in middle rack of oven; let simmer for 3-4 hours.
5. Remove from oven; place wings on paper-towel-covered plate, and cover with another paper towel. Put in the fridge for an hour, and conserve the water or stock for later (you'll be able to skim off the amazing creamy duck fat, which is prefect for... pretty much everything).
6. Heat oven to 425 degrees
7. Place parchment paper on baking sheet and put wings on top
8. Cook for 20-30 minutes, until crispy; turn and do the same on the other side.
9. Remove and toss with sauce (detailed below)

Hot Wing Sauce (for 8-10 wings)

1. Melt 3 oz. unsalted butter butter in a small bowl along with the 2 cloves minced garlic. 
2. Pour this along with 1/4 c. hot sauce and 1/2 tsp. salt into a bowl large enough to hold all of the wings, and stir to combine.

Chipotle Sauce

Same, but with one chipotle pepper and sauce diced in place of the hot sauce.

Sweet Soy 


Ingredients

• 2 1/2 c. sugar
• 3 c. dark soy sauce
• 1/2 c. water
• 1/2 star anise pod
• 2-4 cardamom pods
• 1 (1") piece fresh ginger root, sliced
• 4 cloves garlic, minced

Directions

1. Heat sugar in a heavy saucepan over medium-low heat until sugar becomes lightly brown. 
2. Slowly stir in soy sauce. 
3. Once the sugar and soy sauce are combined, stir in the water, star anise, cardamom, ginger, and garlic. Increase heat and bring to a boil. 
4. Simmer until the sugar is dissolved, about 15 minutes. 
5. Remove from heat and cool. 
6. Strain sauce and pour into a lidded bottle or jar. 
7. Store in the refrigerator.

Sweet Soy Sauce

Using a ratio of 2 Tbs. sweet soy to 1 tsp. toasted sesame oil, whisk until combined, and toss wings in mixture. You also will need to pour it back over to cover completely - but it's worth it. The wings for the sweet soy round were also smoked for 3 hours before being put in the Dutch Oven - worth it.


Verdict

One of the better things I've made. Just fantastic.

Pork Belly

After an initial experiment with pork belly-to-bacon that went good-not-great, I was determined to learn my lessons and treat that most excellent of meats with the care it deserves. This was not simple, but it was totally worth it.

Procedure

1. Take pork belly, wash and pat dry
2. Put belly in a brine - I won't go over it again here, but a basic not-too-salty brine is recommended (bourbon and maple don't hurt - I added onion powder and fried garlic to this one [with excellent results]) - and put in the fridge for five days to a week. Either a sealed Ziploc or airtight tupperware will do.
3. When ready to smoke, remove from brine, rinse and pat dry.
4. Smoke for three hours; remove and let cool.
5. At this point it makes a great bacon (I used one for this purpose), but there's also a highly recommended second step.
6. Heat oven to 250 degrees.
7. Put pork belly in covered Dutch oven or Pyrex container, and cover with either pork stock or water (if, for some reason, you don't have pork stock - which you should)
8. Let simmer in oven for three hours
9. Remove from oven and set pork belly aside; reserve stock either for later or add to simmering broth for ramen or other soup. Not surprisingly, it adds a deliciously smoky, creamy wondrousness to any soup.
10. When soup is ready - or maybe a pork bun, or really anything - heat a cast iron skillet to medium-high. Don't be shy! 
11. Drop the belly in the pan with tongs and spatula at the ready to prevent from sticking. It will sizzle something wonderful.
12. Cook for about a minute on each side to crisp up the belly proper
13. Set aside, slice and serve with soup or direct application to mouth.
14. Enjoy! 

Verdict

Well, just amazing. Really.